Lloyd
Let’s just say that Lloyd is a bit of a “stander.”
Wish you could experience a professional hockey game with someone constantly standing and obstructing your view whenever the action heats up? Introducing “Lloyd”, a real-life human you can rent for each game. Lloyd will position himself right in front of you, making it nearly impossible to see anything whenever your favorite team is in the offensive zone. Want him to sit down? Go ahead and ask, but get ready to feel the unbridled wrath of townie belligerence. He is also definitely not on parole.
*Also available in “Walter”, “Tammy” or “Grown Man Who Brings Hand-Drawn Sign to Game.”
** SOLD OUT **
Let’s just say that Lloyd is a bit of a “stander.”
Wish you could experience a professional hockey game with someone constantly standing and obstructing your view whenever the action heats up? Introducing “Lloyd”, a real-life human you can rent for each game. Lloyd will position himself right in front of you, making it nearly impossible to see anything whenever your favorite team is in the offensive zone. Want him to sit down? Go ahead and ask, but get ready to feel the unbridled wrath of townie belligerence. He is also definitely not on parole.
*Also available in “Walter”, “Tammy” or “Grown Man Who Brings Hand-Drawn Sign to Game.”
** SOLD OUT **
Let’s just say that Lloyd is a bit of a “stander.”
Wish you could experience a professional hockey game with someone constantly standing and obstructing your view whenever the action heats up? Introducing “Lloyd”, a real-life human you can rent for each game. Lloyd will position himself right in front of you, making it nearly impossible to see anything whenever your favorite team is in the offensive zone. Want him to sit down? Go ahead and ask, but get ready to feel the unbridled wrath of townie belligerence. He is also definitely not on parole.
*Also available in “Walter”, “Tammy” or “Grown Man Who Brings Hand-Drawn Sign to Game.”
** SOLD OUT **