Beef: The Scented Candle
Someone definitely just farted.
Damp and powerful, this biting, pork loin-based candle is sure to spice up your living room. Our patented, slo-release formula™ mimics the whimsical, fecal-scented, waves of human flatulence. Designed to replicate a “silent-but-deadly-style” emission, released from as far as 5 rows away, you can experience the smell of someones rotting insides committing an all-out assault on your senses.
***Also available in body wash.
** SOLD OUT **
Someone definitely just farted.
Damp and powerful, this biting, pork loin-based candle is sure to spice up your living room. Our patented, slo-release formula™ mimics the whimsical, fecal-scented, waves of human flatulence. Designed to replicate a “silent-but-deadly-style” emission, released from as far as 5 rows away, you can experience the smell of someones rotting insides committing an all-out assault on your senses.
***Also available in body wash.
** SOLD OUT **
Someone definitely just farted.
Damp and powerful, this biting, pork loin-based candle is sure to spice up your living room. Our patented, slo-release formula™ mimics the whimsical, fecal-scented, waves of human flatulence. Designed to replicate a “silent-but-deadly-style” emission, released from as far as 5 rows away, you can experience the smell of someones rotting insides committing an all-out assault on your senses.
***Also available in body wash.
** SOLD OUT **