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The Concourse-XL: Big Boy Humidifier

$2,900.00

“Hey, something smells like trash.”

Back by popular demand! This diesel-powered, non-eco-friendly humidifier is designed to make any room feel like a crowded stadium concourse — without the crowd! Warm, moist air unevenly fills your living room, home office or nursery, engulfing you in the humid embrace of processed meats and human flatulence. 

** SOLD OUT **

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“Hey, something smells like trash.”

Back by popular demand! This diesel-powered, non-eco-friendly humidifier is designed to make any room feel like a crowded stadium concourse — without the crowd! Warm, moist air unevenly fills your living room, home office or nursery, engulfing you in the humid embrace of processed meats and human flatulence. 

** SOLD OUT **

“Hey, something smells like trash.”

Back by popular demand! This diesel-powered, non-eco-friendly humidifier is designed to make any room feel like a crowded stadium concourse — without the crowd! Warm, moist air unevenly fills your living room, home office or nursery, engulfing you in the humid embrace of processed meats and human flatulence. 

** SOLD OUT **

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